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“Dealing With People Who Drive You Crazy!”

Courtesy of
The Freeman Institute
“Dealing With People Who Drive You Crazy!”
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
 
It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.
 
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name. 
 
Our eyes are always the same size from birth,
but our nose and ears never stop growing.
 
 
 
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
 
The original story from “Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights” begins,
“Aladdin was a little Chinese boy.” 
 
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. 
 
 
 
Honey is the only natural food that is made without
destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? 
 
A snail can sleep for three years. 
 
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
 
If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
 
The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
 
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
( In your next life do you want to be a pig?)
 
A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death. 
 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home ..maybe at work)
 
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
is attached to its body. The female initiates mating by
ripping the male’s head off. 
 
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
 
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)
 
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
 
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing….)
 
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
 
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
 
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
 
Polar bears are left-handed
(Who knew…? Who cares!)
 
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
 
 Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 
 
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 
 
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 
 
The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing. 
 
The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 
 
There are more chickens than people in the world. 
 
Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 
 
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.” 
 
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over
the Parliament building is an American flag. 
 
All of the clocks in the movie “Pulp Fiction” are stuck on 4:20. 
 
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 
 
“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt.” 
 
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln
Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. 
 
Almonds are a member of the peach family. 
 
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance. 
 
Maine is the only state (in USA) whose name is just one syllable. 
 
There are only four words in the English language
which end in “dous”:
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 
 
Los Angeles’ full name is
“El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula” 
 
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 
 
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 
 
In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. 
 
Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 
 
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were
named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s
“It’s a Wonderful Life.” 
 
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. 
 
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. 
 
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. 
 
It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 
 
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. 
 
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. 
 
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked
by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 
 
Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister. 
 
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 
 
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. 
 
Stewardesses” is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. 
 
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
 
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of
mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
 
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne
will bounce up and down continuously
from the bottom of the glass to the top.
 
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
 
A 2″ X 4″ is really 1-1/2″ by 3-1/2″.
 
During the chariot scene in “Ben Hur,” a small red car can be seen in the distance.
 
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily (I knew it!).
 
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
 
The number of possible ways of playing the
first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
 
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with
orange, purple, and silver. What about “month?”
 
The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”
There was never a recorded Wendy before.
 
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in
World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
 
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion,
it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
(Who was the sadist that discovered this??)
 
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to
slow film down while shooting so you could see his moves.
That’s the opposite of the norm.
 
The first CD pressed in the US was
Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA.”
 
The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
 
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an
old English law which stated that  you couldn’t
beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
 
The first product Motorola started to develop was
a record player for automobiles.
At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola,
so they called themselves Motorola.
 
Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
 
By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back,
you cannot sink into quicksand.
 
Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to
eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
 
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
 
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
 
Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, “Elementary, my dear Watson.”
 
An old law in Bellingham, Washington made it illegal for
a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
 
The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
 
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for
being the book most often stolen from public libraries.
 
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
 
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into
space because passing wind in a space suit damages them.
(The suits or the astronauts?)
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As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year! (May & October) Women
always kept their hair covered while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs.
Wealthy men could afford good wigs. The wigs couldn’t be washed so to clean them, they could carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term “big wig.” Today we often use the expression “Here comes the Big Wig” because someone appears to be or is powerful and wealthy. 
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In the late 1700’s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one chair. Commonly, a long wide
board was folded down from the wall and used for dining. The “head of the household” always sat in the chair while everyone else ate sitting on the floor. Once in a while an invited guest would be offered to sit in this chair during a meal whom was almost always a man. To sit-in the chair meant you were important and in charge. Sitting in the chair, one was called the “chair man.” Today, in business, we use the expression/title “Chairman.” 
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Needless to say, personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would spread bee’s wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. When they were speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman’s face she was told “mind your own bee’s wax.” Should the woman smile, the wax would crack, hence the term “crack a smile.” Also, when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt, and therefore, the expression “losing face.” 
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Ladies wore corsets which would lace up in the front.
A tightly tied lace was worn by a proper and
dignified lady as in “straight laced”. 
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Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the “ace of spades.” To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead. Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be stupid or dumb because they weren’t “playing with a full deck.” 
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Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what was considered important to the
people. Since there were no telephones, TV’s or radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs and bars who were told to “go sip some ale” and listen to people’s conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times. “You go sip here” and “You go sip there.” The two words “go sip” were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and thus, we have the term “gossip.” 
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Some More Things You May NOT Have Known
 
1. Money isn’t made out of paper; it’s made out of cotton.
2. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickle the company once had.
3. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks -otherwise it will digest itself.
4. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
5. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
6. Every person has a unique tongue print.
7. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
8. The ‘spot’ on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes.
He was albino.
9. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
10. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
11. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
12. Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system;
a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.
13. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
14. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up
into the shark’s stomach from underneath,
causing the shark to explode.
15. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand
and draw with the other at the same time.
16. American Airlines saved $40,000 in ’87 by
eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
17. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
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